I’m really bored so gonna write,
A stupid song so full of shite,
That it may make my boring life,
Entertaining, for one night.
It’s gonna be a masterpiece,
To live on past when I’m deceased,
It’ll be the best song in the world,
A song everyone will have heard.
My lyrical genius will shine through,
To make you laugh ’til you go blue,
You’ll want to learn all of the words,
So you can impress all the birds.
But as I’m so bored I can’t write,
This work of art this very night,
My inspiration’s running dry
And I have something in my eye
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