I’ve always thought it rather funny,
Just think about the Easter Bunny.
And what do bunnies always do??
Parents mustn’t have a clue.
They let him in on Easter morn,
He sneaks upstairs to their young born,
Armed with chocolate to lure them in
On the day that Jesus was cleansed of sin…
I have a solution which may sound bitter,
We should lock him up with Gary Glitter.
Then like and like can shag like bunnies,
I think that image is kinda funny.
We’ll round them up – get Santa Claus!
The bogey man, and the tooth fairy of course.
And the ultimate voyeur, the Man in the Moon.
We’ll get our human rights back soon.
I hate to live in a society
Where this kind of thing can happen to me
So I’m going to save you all from this,
But I’ll save you first if you’ve got nice tits.