I’m probably way behind the times but today I discovered a website called www.gizoogle.net. If you type in a web address it basically translates a webpage of your choice into gangsta. Fo’ realz. I’ll probably waste a lot of time on this today.
One of the first things I did was to translate the first chapter of my novel “In That Other Dimension…” Genius.
Particular favourites from the ensuing literary delights included:
“Tall, olive skinned, black afro heavily gelled ta one side. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.”
“But dis time he’d left tha iron attached ta two welded together saucepans, inside which he was simulatin tha splittin of tha atom rockin some cheddar n’ a miniature colander.”
“And tha feelin of pimpin’ all up in 497 different parallel ghettos in 3 secondz ta git ta tha destination which he had unwittingly dialled, was clearly just Carlos fallin over.”
“As tha metal split, revealin a huge, black, beady eye, Carlos decided it wasn’t a gangbangin’ thugged-out knockin n’ decided ta cook up a run fo’ dat shit.”
“Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this!”
But potentially my favourite thing, is that my blog subtitle says that I’m a “Geek, fo’ realz.”
If you wanna read the gangsta version you can find it here
If you wanna read the real version (first draft is available on this “B-ta-tha-L-O-Gizzay” for free) you can find it here. But “y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!” A quick note to anyone who is reading it at the moment. The whole book is now up to read, but I have been doing major work on it ready for publishing. So this first draft will probably only be up for a month or two longer, as to publish via Createspace you’re not supposed to have it anywhere else so I’ll have to remove it (at least that’s what it sounds like!!) So you’d better finish soon! It’s not too late for some much welcomed feedback if there’s particular bits you like or don’t like or want to know more about in the final draft! “I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch”
Anywayz, have yo’self some bangin weekend shenanigans fo’ real, innit blud.