The Easter Bunny Song.

As it’s the beginning of the Easter weekend, I’m re-blogging an Easter poem I wrote over ten years ago when at uni. If you don’t like ironic and cheeky humour, then you won’t like this! If you do, enjoy 🙂

Matty Millard

As it’s nearly Easter I thought I’d be topical for a change, instead of just odd.

If you’ve read any of the other material on my blog so far, you’ve probably noticed my love of silliness, and sarcasm. You won’t be let down here, I promise.

Anyway, here it is. “The Easter Bunny Song”. It never became a song as I mistook my guitar for an Easter egg and ate it, but “The Easter Bunny Poem” just sounds rubbish. 

Warning: if you take things too seriously, please ignore.

The Easter Bunny Song

 

I’ve always thought it rather funny,

Just think about the Easter Bunny.

And what do bunnies always do??

Parents mustn’t have a clue.

 

 They let him in on Easter morn,

He sneaks upstairs to their young born,

Armed with chocolate to lure them in

On the day that Jesus was cleansed of sin…

 

 

I have a solution which…

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Need something to do over the Easter weekend? In That Other Dimension is Free!!

Hi all!

Just a quick post to let you know that In That Other Dimension is FREE on e-book today and on Saturday (19th)! If you’re in need of some lighthearted reading to help you relax over the long weekend, and you like a quirky sense of humour, this is the book for you.

You can find it on Amazon’s everywhere, including:

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About the book….

Parallel dimensions are actually quite squiggly in nature.

This is one of many lessons which Carlos Ernesto Amadeus von Schnaart will learn during his accidental journey into the unknown. Finding the way home and explaining his tequila fuelled disappearance to his fiancee will become minor worries when he he finds himself kidnapped by the evil scientist Dr Funk.

Follow Carlos’s adventures through the parallel universe and find out what happens to him when he gets lost “In That Other Dimension…”

Warning: Contains traces of ducks, cake dragons, jelly babies and the infamous Unicorn Mountain. May induce laughter.

 

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Review snippets…..

“It’s like Bill and Ted, Dr. Who, and Alice in Wonderland got together and started taking hits of acid. It’s wonderfully hilarious, unabashedly random, and you won’t be able to put it down.”

“Excellent debut novel by a talented writer. Funny throughout, fantastic imagery and a thoroughly enjoyable read from cover to cover.”

“Reminiscent of both Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams in humour and intelligent plot deviations, I expect big things from this author!”

 

Limited time ebook offer – 99c, and last week of the giveaway!

Hi everyone!

Firstly – I just thought I had better but a post up to share the news that my book, “In That Other Dimension,” is currently on offer for 99cents / 99p! Anyone who has bought the paperback can get the e-book for free!

If you fancy a chilled out read that will make you laugh then give it a go 🙂

It’s so far got reviews averaging at 4.7 / 5 and quotes including:

“It’s like Bill and Ted, Dr. Who, and Alice in Wonderland got together and started taking hits of acid. It’s wonderfully hilarious, unabashedly random, and you won’t be able to put it down.”

“Excellent debut novel by a talented writer. Funny throughout, fantastic imagery and a thoroughly enjoyable read from cover to cover.”

“Reminiscent of both Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams in humour and intelligent plot deviations, I expect big things from this author!”

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Amazon.com link

Amazon.co.uk link

Secondly – it has almost a week left (til 13th April) on a Goodreads Giveaway to win a paperback here

And thirdly, sod it, it’s all bargains this week. On Sunday evening, to my five favourite commenters on this post (authors decision final) I will give away a free pdf ebook! All you need to do is share this post or one of the links in it, somewhere in social media and let me know by commenting below!!

Cheers all!

Matty M